PMS

Im PMSsy, as certified by EQ.


When im PMSsy, I get irritated and frustrated easily, and usually I tend to be grumpy, anal and anti social. But only the previlegde few have the honour of experiencing my PMS-ness. And without a doubt, the most honoured one is net la. Sometimes I pity him that he has to tahan the grumpy anal clatzz every once a month. A lot of times I know im being demanding and unreasonable when im PMSsy but I just cant helped it. That is why sometimes I thank god that im not a guy and I don't have face a PMSsy gf every once a month. Cos its like everything you do/don't do is wrong. There is nothing you can do, you can only grin and bear with it for the 7 days and shower her with loads of TLC.


But then again when I think further, who says men don't have PMS?


Men’s PMS are worst than ours. At least ours come only once a month, and you can estimate when the storm is coming. For guys, their PMS comes as and when the like and sometimes lasts for more than 7 days. And gals we admit that we are PMSsy and seek understanding from our partners. But when guys having their PMS, they insists that everything is fine and they just keep quiet and sulk at you as if you do them great wrong for as long as their PMS last. Haha.


The above is a PMSsy post. So guys no offence hor!! Haha.


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MNG SALE!!
Up to 50% storewide!!


Went to MNG sale just now during lunch and I already aimed 2 pairs of jeans and a dress and a tank top le. But I do not have time to try them out.
Shall go patronise MNG again later or tomorrow.


God bless my wallet.

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I read an email on how woman rates guys and I think its quite funny. here goes...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Lolita (-4)
Lolita is a dancer (-6)
Lolita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the Colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10 ,000)
Now what chance do you have???

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Seriously, I think the above chart is not really comprehensive, so I decided to add some more.

SIMPLE DUTIES

You cook for her (0)
Its her favourite dish (+2)
Its your favourite dish (-2)
And its some fatty oily stuff like pig’s trotters (-50)
And she’s a health freak or vegetarian (-2000)

You wash the dishes (0)
You mop the floor (0)
You do the laundry (0)


HER BIRTHDAY (NOTE: ANNIVESARIES ARE SAME AS BIRTHDAYS)
You are the first to wish her happy birthday (0)
You are not the first to wish her happy birthday (-20)
You get her a present (0)
Its something that she needs and can be used (+30)
Its something she has been eyeing a long time ago (+100)
Its a white elephant of no use (eg. Picture frames, ornamentals, musical boxes, cups) (-20)

You give her a bouquet of flowers (0)
Its 999 stalk of her favourite flower (+50)
Its crysenthumun (-500)
You plan a surprise for her (+50) points subjected to the surprise


A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie she likes and you hate and you fell asleep in the movie (-20)
You brought a jacket along in case she is cold (+10)
You buy the tickets before hand so that you two don't have to queue to buy the tickets (0)
You cry during the touching part of the movie (+15) woman likes SNAG now!!

You hold the door for her (0)
You pull the chair for her (0)

You waited 15 mins for her to arrive without getting pissed (0)
You waited 30 mins for her to arrive without getting pissed (+2)
You waited 1 hour for her to arrive without getting pissed (+8)
You waited 2 hours for her to arrive without getting pissed (+15)

She waited for you 5 mins to arrive (-200)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION (THIS APPLIES WHEN SHE IS PMSSY AS WELL. YOU LOSE POINTS NO MATTER WHAT)
You say: its ok, I love you even if you are fat (-500)


COMMUNICATION
You listen for 5 minutes and interrupt her with your own problems (-300)
You roll your eyes and ask: whats the problem?? (-500)
You offer advices and tell her what she should do (-200)
You bring her out for an all expenses shopping trip to cheer her up AFTER you listen to her problem with a concerned expression, for as long as she speaks without falling asleep (+5000)

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That's all I can think of at the time being. Of course there are lots more but I will b blogging till tomorrow if I continue. So... GOOD LUCK, guys!!

time to change

I know its time to change my phone when I just charged it the day before and the battery goes flat the following morning.

I think its GOD’s subtle way of telling me to change my hp before the GST increase, to save some moolah.


p/s: i just found a sponsor for my new hp. keke :p

politics

From my 7 years of working experience, I learnt one thing.


The people who says “I don't like office politics” are usually the ones who plays the most politics.


The people who says “ I don't like to bad mouth people” are usually the ones who throws the most knives on your back. Sometimes after throwing knives, they will say: Im not trying to bad mouth this person.


The people who says “I don't care about other stuff, I just do my own things” are usually the ones who really just do their own work ONLY. Any teeny weeny stuff that is out of their job scope, they will tai chi away.


Don't say aunty clatzz never warn you hor. Now let me go apply some plaster on my back and do an extensive forgiveness exercise.

games

Played taboo and twister over the weekend at EQ’s b day celebration.


Its the first time I played these 2 games and we had a lot of fun.


Twister is a good game for pilates and yoga. We were in the most awkward positions. There was a game where most of the time I was facing QQ’s butt and my thighs ache from squatting too much in weird positions. I think EQ’s abs got more toned after the game cos she was is this crunch position. We even placed a cup of water on her abs and the cup did not overturn. hahaha.


Taboo is like a charade game, where you have to let your team mates guess a certain word but there are some taboo words that you cannot mention. Example, if the word you want them to guess is orange, you cannot mention the words: apple, fruit, colour etc. but when you play with a bunch of crazy people like us, sometimes you get the most unexpected answers.


Some of the most classic answers...

The word: mona lisa

The clues: a woman, a piece of art, any part of the room you go, she will smile at you

The guess: siao char bor

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The word: basket

The clues: sometimes when you want to scold bastard but you don't want to, you say...

The guess: chee bye

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The word: facial

The clues (the person giving the clue is EQ... Keke): something that I need (pointing to face)

The guess: man / good sex

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Muahaha. These are the lame answers you get when you play taboo with lame people. (opps :x) I think other than the games, the other highlight of the day was EQ performing magic. Its amazing and she’s really good at it man. Ask her to show you next time you see her. Its really magic.


Lastly, happy belated birthday, sis!! Its belated cause I have no time to blog since sat till now lah. Though you are already 27 (3 more years to 30), but you still look 21 to me (kekeke)!! You are the best, and I love you always!! Muacks!!

adiddas

i think i should become an adiddas VIP member or fan club or something... lately i bought so many adiddas stuff...


first a pink addidas cap


my lucky pink cap. i wore it to buy 4D and won!!


then a very pretty pink and white sling bag but sadly its not for me. keke. its for liming. but the bag is really very pretty. am fighting the temptation to get one for myself. keke.


stole this pic from Liming's blog... keke... very nice hor... i got good taste... wahahaha...


then 2 pairs of addidas sneakers...



bought the bottom pink slip in last week cos i wanted to have a pair of sneakers that is comfy and at the same time not fully covered (i dont like the feeling of my feet sweating) to wear to POV... initially also thought that if i bought this pair of shoes, mummy can bring it with her to her australia trip. but she said that slip ons are difficult to walk in especially when they go tracking. so she wanted to buy a pair of sneakers and we went shopping yesterday.


and we saw the other the white with purple strips one... it is very nice cause the white part is actually a bit glittery. mummy likes it. i like it too. so i bought it for her as a gift for her australia trip...


both shoes very nice hor... not to mention my track shoes also adiddas one. i must say the adiddas design is improving. everytime i walk into their store, there will be something that catches my eye.


will addidas give me some advertising fee or maybe some $500 cash voucher?? keke...

arcade

Last sat net and I were at CWP and upon getting out of the car park, we saw timezone amusement centre. So I told net, lets go play arcade games later. So after dinner, we decided to go to the arcade to take a look.


I am not a fan of arcade games and the only games I know how to play are bomber man, puzzle fighter and shooting games. But since there is nothing much to do at CWP so we decided to play some arcade. Must always do different activities so that life will not be boring. Anyway, I was surprised when net told me he don't play arcade games as well. I tot ah bengs like him like to 打 game one. Keke.


We played time crisis (shooting game) and im a better shooter than net ok!! But he beat me at daytona and bike riding. Keke.


Anyway, we saw this game machine which is attracting a lot of crowd so we decided to go join the crowd. It was a sweets machine... There are lots of sweets going round and round and you can scoop the sweets up and drop them on a platform which will push the sweets down to the bottom, and all sweets that dropped down to the bottom will be yours. I always tot such games are bo liao games but seems that that sweet machine is attracting a lot of attention and a lot of people are playing it. Me and net don't understand. Want sweets go and buy lah why waste money on the game machine? And there is a grand prize (a mickey mouse plush toy) which is not nice at all!!! Me and net were thinking for the longest time what is so fun with that machine? And the people playing are all adults. One aunty played till she won the ugly plush toy and she had a whole big red plastic bag of sweets. :s


Till now we still don't understand what is so fun about winning sweets. Anyone care to enlighten??