PMS

Im PMSsy, as certified by EQ.


When im PMSsy, I get irritated and frustrated easily, and usually I tend to be grumpy, anal and anti social. But only the previlegde few have the honour of experiencing my PMS-ness. And without a doubt, the most honoured one is net la. Sometimes I pity him that he has to tahan the grumpy anal clatzz every once a month. A lot of times I know im being demanding and unreasonable when im PMSsy but I just cant helped it. That is why sometimes I thank god that im not a guy and I don't have face a PMSsy gf every once a month. Cos its like everything you do/don't do is wrong. There is nothing you can do, you can only grin and bear with it for the 7 days and shower her with loads of TLC.


But then again when I think further, who says men don't have PMS?


Men’s PMS are worst than ours. At least ours come only once a month, and you can estimate when the storm is coming. For guys, their PMS comes as and when the like and sometimes lasts for more than 7 days. And gals we admit that we are PMSsy and seek understanding from our partners. But when guys having their PMS, they insists that everything is fine and they just keep quiet and sulk at you as if you do them great wrong for as long as their PMS last. Haha.


The above is a PMSsy post. So guys no offence hor!! Haha.


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MNG SALE!!
Up to 50% storewide!!


Went to MNG sale just now during lunch and I already aimed 2 pairs of jeans and a dress and a tank top le. But I do not have time to try them out.
Shall go patronise MNG again later or tomorrow.


God bless my wallet.

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I read an email on how woman rates guys and I think its quite funny. here goes...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Lolita (-4)
Lolita is a dancer (-6)
Lolita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the Colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10 ,000)
Now what chance do you have???

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Seriously, I think the above chart is not really comprehensive, so I decided to add some more.

SIMPLE DUTIES

You cook for her (0)
Its her favourite dish (+2)
Its your favourite dish (-2)
And its some fatty oily stuff like pig’s trotters (-50)
And she’s a health freak or vegetarian (-2000)

You wash the dishes (0)
You mop the floor (0)
You do the laundry (0)


HER BIRTHDAY (NOTE: ANNIVESARIES ARE SAME AS BIRTHDAYS)
You are the first to wish her happy birthday (0)
You are not the first to wish her happy birthday (-20)
You get her a present (0)
Its something that she needs and can be used (+30)
Its something she has been eyeing a long time ago (+100)
Its a white elephant of no use (eg. Picture frames, ornamentals, musical boxes, cups) (-20)

You give her a bouquet of flowers (0)
Its 999 stalk of her favourite flower (+50)
Its crysenthumun (-500)
You plan a surprise for her (+50) points subjected to the surprise


A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie she likes and you hate and you fell asleep in the movie (-20)
You brought a jacket along in case she is cold (+10)
You buy the tickets before hand so that you two don't have to queue to buy the tickets (0)
You cry during the touching part of the movie (+15) woman likes SNAG now!!

You hold the door for her (0)
You pull the chair for her (0)

You waited 15 mins for her to arrive without getting pissed (0)
You waited 30 mins for her to arrive without getting pissed (+2)
You waited 1 hour for her to arrive without getting pissed (+8)
You waited 2 hours for her to arrive without getting pissed (+15)

She waited for you 5 mins to arrive (-200)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION (THIS APPLIES WHEN SHE IS PMSSY AS WELL. YOU LOSE POINTS NO MATTER WHAT)
You say: its ok, I love you even if you are fat (-500)


COMMUNICATION
You listen for 5 minutes and interrupt her with your own problems (-300)
You roll your eyes and ask: whats the problem?? (-500)
You offer advices and tell her what she should do (-200)
You bring her out for an all expenses shopping trip to cheer her up AFTER you listen to her problem with a concerned expression, for as long as she speaks without falling asleep (+5000)

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That's all I can think of at the time being. Of course there are lots more but I will b blogging till tomorrow if I continue. So... GOOD LUCK, guys!!