Friday, September 29, 2006

memory down

My memory is getting bad lately. Yesterday I actually forgotten there was an AC session. When ZY called me to ask me if I was going for the training, I was like: what training?? I cant imagine I actually forgotten all about my AC training!! I ought to be shot.


Yesterday when I got home I realised I have forgotten to pay my card bills. Shite. Im gonna call the customer service and get them to waiver my late charge.


Was supposed to meet R after work yesterday because he wanted to introduce his friend, who is interested to know how to lose weight quickly and healthily to me. And I clean forgotten about that too.


I really cant believe I can actually forget such important things. Maybe R was right. He said: I think your head got too heated up while you were perming your hair. The heat probably killed some of your brain cells. :s


Anyway, will be helping my friend to host some mooncake festival event over the weekend, which will leave me $500 – 600 richer. I wont say its good money, neither would I say its easy money. There are easier ways to earn $$ in my context but I think it is good experience, good exposure and a good chance to know new friends. :)


Seriously I dunno why he will ask me for help since the only time he saw me hosting an event was more than a decade ago, when I was the host for our school concerts. Either I did a damn good job back then that he was deeply impressed and left a damn deep impression in his head, or he is really desperate for talents. :p Anyway I have someone who used to be a host to teach me the ropes. So im very confident I can do a good job. How difficult can it be right? Play some games, talk abit of cock (which is what I am best at) Plus I have training as an amcee and translator as an AC and AI. And plus plus points, I have a loveable, likeable and 人见人爱 face. :) muahahahaha (u may puke If you have eaten)

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Was chatting to a friend yesterday about having kids. My view: kids are only fun to play with, but to take care of them is another different story.

friend: how many kids do you want?
me: zero. I have a nephew to play with. Its enough.
me: the only reason that will entice me to have kids is firstly, im curious how my kid will look like... And 2ndly...
fren: wat??
me: good genes should not go to waste. It will be too wasted if my good features are not passed on.
fren: **knocks head on wall** u really jia lat man...


Hahaha :p

Thursday, September 28, 2006

starlight cinema

Went to perm my hair ystd. Yap, after years of keeping my hair long and straight, its finally long enough to perm. :D


I had wanted to do big kick ass curls but the stylist says that my hair texture is too fine to hold big curls. Sobs. Anyway, the whole process of perming lasted a good 5 hrs. thank god sis was with me (yep, we permed our hair together yesterday :D) and we can gossip and yak. I fell asleep a couple of times as well and sis was exclaiming: wah, like that also can sleep ah.... With all the curlers on my hair and the steam coming out from the steamers...


The minute my stylist removed the curlers, and I saw my newly permed hair, I said: I miss my straight long hair. Haha. I guess Im not used to seeing myself with curls yet. I’ve had straight hair all my life. Only difference is whether its long or short. The stylist laughed. But after styling and blowing, I begin to think I look quite good with curls. :)


Now I think I look damn good with curls. Kawaii!! Haha. The people who has seen me in my new hair do says I look pretty as well. **beams** And cant stop twirling my hair with my finger. Keke. My stylist says I need to take care of my perm else it will straighten very soon because my hair was bleached and curls don’t work well on bleached hair. Anywayz, my hair is not done yet. Am going back this Sunday to do colour and treatment.


After we were done with our hair, we headed down to padang to catch the starlight cinema. Sis won the tics from a contest and max couldn’t make it, so I tan dio lo... :p the pass says that we have to reach and be seated by 7.30. The movie will start screening at 8. By the time we were done with our hair, it was already 7. No time to eat but my stomach is growling. So we hurriedly went to the supermart, grab some snacks and made our way to citihall.


We reached padang at about 7.45. Big mistake. We should have went to take our dinner or buy something more filling to our stomachs than just a pack of nachos and a choco chips n nuts biscuits. We waited and waited and waited and waited and finished our nachos, and finished our biscuits but the event has not started yet. They finally played some commercials at 8 and only at 8.30, did the show started screening. By that time I was quite hungry already. :s went to the “food village” where they have a “wide variety of food” (as the organizers put it) to scout for food and sadly, their wide variety only includes:

Hotdog
Chicken burger
Beef burger
Tuna sandwich
Chicken teriyaki sandwich
Chicken wings
Pop corns
Nachos
Beer


Seriously the variety was so huge that I had a hard time deciding what I should eat... Nachos or pop corns (since these are the only things sis and I can eat) and finally decided on neither one.


We watched America Dreamz, starring Hugh Grant, Mandy Moore... Hugh Grant is so charismatic. I like charismatic man and I realise that the thing that makes a man charming and charismatic, other than their wit, is their eyes. Eyes that can sparkle and talk, and top them off with a killer smile. Awwwwww... It was a nice show. I enjoyed the movie. The best movie I’ve watched lately. :)


Ive been to one starlight cinema at fort canning years ago with my nana sisters. I actually prefer fort canning to padang. Padang is too bright. There are too many illuminated buildings with bright lights around. The atmosphere and ambience at fort canning is better. And the last time I went, before the movie starts screening, they have some local bands performing and also Kumar to do a talk show. So the waiting was not so boring. But yesterday there was no entertainment at all during the waiting time. We just have to keep ourselves entertained.


But overall its not too bad. It would be better if we brought more food and also a mat along. But the weather was good. Not too warm. The sky looks like it was going to rain initially but thank god it didn’t. But one thing though, the sky is hazy and we can smell smoke in the air. I think somewhere some part of indo is burning again.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

at times like this

at times like this i feel like kicking myself in the butt... im too smart for my own good??


thing is... i wanted it so much, i cant help myself but screwed up in the end...


i hate times like this...

gym bitches

Went for combat class with QQ on sat and Sunday. Its been such a a long time since we went gym together. The moment I saw her at the studio, I found a place beside her and our gossiping begins. Muahaha. Yes, we can gossip right smack in the middle of the combat class!! Every time I go gym with her, I will create bad karma cause we will start gossiping. :p


After the class, we decided to hit the cardio machines. And it was a 45 min non stop gossip catching up session again. QQ actually wanted to do some serious running. But because we wont be able chat if she ran, she ended up doing a 45 mins walk on the thread mill. Keke. We yakked so much that R came over and ask us why can we still talk while we are doing cardio exercises?? Hiaks... ;)


Anyway, the combat class on suday was damn good and fun. The class was very spontaneous. I love doing combat in a spontaneous class. As it was the last class of the day, the instructor did more tracks than usual and we did about 90mins of pure combat. Woohoo.


I sweated so much that by the end of the class, when I’ve cooled off, I found fine small white grains on my arms. I was wondering what they were till I realised they are actually salt from my own sweat!! I sweated so much that the sweat evaporates and the salt is left behind. Goodness!!


I contemplated tasting my own body salt but decided against it in the end cos it seems kinda gross. Haha.


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Someone dropped me a note saying: you can find me at xxxxxxxx... with the happiest engine around .com

Wah lau. Which is the happiest engine around?? Yahoo?? Msn?? Google?? Anyone can help me decipher??

Monday, September 25, 2006

movie reviews

Movies reviews:

(do not read further if you wanna watch these movies)

Miami Vice

This is the most boring action movie I’ve ever watched. I actually dozed off twice during the show. I don’t usually fall asleep in a show. That was how bad the movie was. The movie looks like it was shot on a really low budget. So bad that they couldn’t afford Gong Li a make up artist. Either that or they are saving up on the cosmetics. Gong Li looked so plain in the movie that I didn’t realise that the woman was actually her till I saw her name at the end of the movie.

The plot was bad too. The ending sucks. The meanest, baddest mafia got away. His ka gia all got killed in a mass shooting. In the end we don’t know how the mafia got info on the police’s activities, which is the objective of what the 2 guys are supposed to investigate initially.

And the intimate scenes are not steamy at all!! The only steam I can see is the steam from the hot shower on both scenes. The scrip writer lack creativity. On both scenes it shows the guy bathing and the lady will push open the door/shower curtain.

The only time where I felt awake and refreshed during the show was the 5 mins that I went to take a toilet break.

Maybe the show is not as bad as I described to be. I probably missed the best parts while I was asleep and when I was in the ladies.



The Banquet

5 mins into the show I was telling my friend: wah lau, this show si beh arty farty leh. And I was begining to regret a little on choosing the show. The show began with a sibeh slow and pai tiah and poetic song. Im sorry but I dunno how to appreciate sia. And I have to suffer the song together with the dance (I dunno how to appreciate as well) more than once throughout the show.

Zhang Ziyi’s make up look hideous at times. White foundation, blood red lipstick and red eye shadow. Is that the ‘in’ look way back in ancient China? If yes, then sadako is born at the wrong time. They would have branded her as a chio bu and not a 怪胎.

The bloody scenes are too gory for my liking as well. I like to see kung fu and sword fighting. But I don’t like to see how the blood gushes out, how it is splattered on the wall. Probably it is done so to add a touch of artistic feel to the movie but to me I felt that the director just wanna waste some time and film so that the show can last for a good 129 mins.

The pace of the movie is slllllloooooooowwwwww. So super SLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW that I was checking my watch to check if the show is ending. The only indication I have that the show is ending was when the first main character (Qing Nu) died.

Lastly, I after finishing the whole show, I still have a big question mark in my head:

So who killed Zhang Ziyi??
Some momo hiding in the pond??

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moral of the story: do not to watch a movie for the sake of watching. Its an utter waste of time and money. I rather spend the 1 hr + doing something more constructive.

Friday, September 22, 2006

craps from clatzz

Holy shit!! My IT guy caught me right smack while I was msn-ing!! :s


Jia lat liao. Now must build allied with him... Anywayz, don’t bother also lah.


Last night, I laughed so hard I got stomach cramps. I think I am appointed the crappiest person in dreams inc. even YL says she wanna stay further from me to advoid catching my crappy virus. But as we told her: ITS TOO LATE. My crap virus is air bourn so anyone within the radius of 5m will be infected.


Proof that YL was already infected, she gave us 欠扁问答题. Here goes:


Why is superman’s clothes so tight fitting??
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Ans: because its S size


Why is batman’s clothes so tight also??
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Ans: because its a gift from superman

Why is spiderman’s clothes so tight as well??
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Ans: because buy 1 get 1 free!!


And to wrap up the questions, we sang the superman, batman n spiderman song... And because we were in such a brilliant and creative mood, we invented the ang mo kio, hiam jio and tau geh song (completed with action somemore ok)... If I have a video cam I’d probably record it down and post it here.


Hahaha... If you wanna hear hw it goes, please look for joven... He can sing it very well.. Especially the hiam jio part. Hahahahahaha.



update:

joven called me just now and the first thing he said was: ang mo kio , ang mo kio, ang mo kio... for a moment i thought some taxi driver dialed the wrong number and his that was his talkie in the backgraound saying someone wanna book a cab from ang mo kio... :p

Thursday, September 21, 2006

horoscopes

Do you believe in horoscopes??

Do you believe that a person’s character and traits is determined by their birth dates?

Do you believe that some horoscopes are more compatible with some while they will clash with others??


Logically, scientifically and theoretically speaking, I think horoscopes make no sense at all. How can a person’s character be determined by his/her star signs?? Isn’t a person’s character shaped by their up bringing? But knew so many people, myself included, who really bear the traits of their horoscopes.


And then there is the horoscope capability part. I knew of a friend who would only date gals of the horoscopes that he is compatible. I thought he was abit too exaggerating and he told me he had many experiences where he was dating a girl belong to a horoscope that is incompatible with him and the relationship didn’t work out.


And then I started thinking about my own past relationships. Seems that it is quite accurate to some sense. Like Im a Sagittarius and I used to date a cancer.

Cancer is a Water Sign, and Sagittarius is a Fire Sign. Sagittarius desires freedom, while Cancer longs for emotional security and stability (read: possessive)


Its really very true because I felt so suffocated in the relationship! I always want to be out with my friends while he prefer that we have a quiet time together. In the end we parted because he says he felt I placed my friends and other commitments before him. Anyway I was feeling so relieved after the split. Felt like a big metal ball chain cuffed on my ankle has been released. And I am free to fly again.


I look at the close friends around me, those who click really well with me are people from the air and fire signs!!


Of course there are some exceptional lah like my sis is Virgo n im saggi but we are still so close. The other exception is my lao FG, a pieces. We also click very well and share the same nana language and the same nana frequency...


So... How accurate are horoscopes actually...

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im serving SCS this sunday as translator... yipeeee!! people are starting to recognise me as a translator... :D

clatzz's thoughts...

I got an uneasy feeling last night. Like a gut feel that something unpleasant is going to happen, or im going to be caught in a storm. My heart thumps very heavily. So heavily I can hear my heart beating. I do not know what causes me to have this feeling. I tried to push it away but its like a little bug disturbing me at the back of my mind everytime my heart beats a beat.


It might be an omen, it might be the pressure that I am giving myself. The pressure to keep my focus on the right track. The pressure to fight my conscious and sub conscious. The pressure to tell the difference between what I really want and what I really need. I’ve set a standard for myself in front of the whole world and I must achieve it.


Or maybe its because of the series of events that is happening right now. Too many things, too fast. All at the same time, from different directions. Before I can take time to think, they hit me. Luckily my reflexes are rather alert. :)


I guess all I needed was some assurance, someone to tell me everything is alright. Someone to set the record straight and understands what im going through.


Im feeling alright now... in fact never been greater... :)


Everything happens for a reason and the end results will definitely benefit me. And I can see why things are happening the way they should be already. I can see light shone into my path. Its going to be so much easier to travel this route now.


p/s: most of you would probably not understand what im writing about...dont try to assume or probe... this is a personal post... :)

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

late night shopping...

Its a conscious effort but I have to constantly remind and tell myself: 凡事发生必有其目的, 其结果必有利于我!!


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Went to mustafa to do some late night shopping last weekend. Call me sua ku but I’ve never been there before. That is the last place I will want to go if not for someone’s insistence. Well, the place was damn big and they sell EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN!!

From food to clothes to cosmetics to hand phones... Really everything... U name it, they have it... I think their collection is even larger than carrefour!!

They sell football jerseys in mustafa too. And the price is $10 cheaper than the price selling outside!!and they are authentic one... So those football fanatics, you know where to get your jerseys.

Surprisingly, I quite enjoyed my shopping trip there. Bought a pink puma cap. The next day when I wore it out, my fren commented that I looked like elva hsiao. But only from certain angle, when I pull the cap to cover my eyes and lower my head... Haha.

If only singapore has more of such late shopping spots then we wont be thinking what to do when its late at night and you don’t wish to watch movie, eat or go clubbing/drink or sleep...

Monday, September 18, 2006

i wanted to blog today...

log into blogger, went to the create post page but have no time to type...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

love thyself

In line with the Say NO to self abuse champaign... We should all learn to love thyself!! Be narcissistic!!

what better way to be a narcissistic than to... post pictures of yourself all over your blog??


eq & ME!!


qq & ME!!


eq & qq & ME


power & celine & eq & ME & qq


ME & sis (bolly bolly)


MEEEEEE!!

Sometimes we abuse ourselves unconsciously. Want to know if you are a self abuser?? Take the below quiz to find out:

You are alone in the lift when suddenly you feel your stomach churning and getting gassy. And you have a very strong urge to fart and you know from the feel of it, its going to be a super duper smelly one. Its about another 1 min before you reach the level you are going to. Will you:

a) fart in the lift and suffer the smell in silence
b) bear for another 1 min and fart just before you leave the lift


If you choose :
a) you are a self abuser!! You should stop abusing yourself and let yourself suffer alone and in silence. there is no need to smell your own fart!!

b) you are a selfish big bully. By letting gas just before you leave the lift, the smell will be trapped in the lift and the next person who gets into the lift will sway sway kena your german bomb!!


So which are you?? Hurhurhur...

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Say NO to Self Abuse


Gals, say NO to self abuse.


whenever you are feeling shitty about yourself, go find a mirror, look at your own reflection and repeat to yourself as many times as possible : I AM THE BEST


this works wonders for me.


so always remember this gals or whoever out there:

U are the BEST,
I am the BEST,
WE ARE THE BEST!! =D

Remember: there is only one of each of us in the whole of the universe. so we are all unique. just like i am unique because you cannot find another clatzz in the whole of this universe. and therefore i am the best!!


so let us all repeat together, loud and clear:

I AM THE BEST
I AM THE BEST
I AM THE BEST

no-commitment

I chanced upon a blog yesterday where the blogger wrote about how her no-commitment relationship with her “BF” of 13 mths came to an end. Well, I would say its a parting that leaves them not even as friends.


After reading the post I feel for the blogger. Maybe its because I am a lady myself. Maybe its because we are of almost the same age. Maybe its because I have seen too many of such cases... Anyway, I admire her for her courage. Ladies nowadays are getting stronger. :)


Talking about no-commitment relationship. My personal view on this is that it is never possible. Myself having commitment phobia, I once think that a no-commitment relationship is one of the solution to not having a bf, but yet enjoying the advantages of being in a relationship.


Think of it this way:

You do not have to report strength wherever you go, you can still go on dates with other guys, you can do whatever you want, plan your time accordingly to yourself without thinking or considering about the schedule of the other half, you can choose to get out as and when you wish. And yet when you need a shoulder to cry on, a listening ear, someone to hug or hold, someone to shelter you from the storm or some TLC there is someone there too.


Yeah, I know these are my wishful thinking. In reality, it never exists.


You are either in a relationship or you are not. There is no in betweens. And its always the ladies on the losing end because ladies are supposed to be the more emotional animals. How can be you holding this person and not feel anything for him (I know guys have the ability to do so but not the ladies)? Eventually, you will want to have him all by yourself and then you realise you cant. And you cannot blame him and there is nothing you can do about it because you yourself agreed it to be no commitment. And the relationship usually ends with one party quietly suffering (usually the gal lah) or both parties turn sour.


I have seen too many cases where the ladies thought they are cool with the idea, their emotions will be unwaivered but at the end of the day, they start to feel for the guy and all. And the guy walks away unaffected. Probably the guys do get affected too but I have never hear a guy’s side of story before. Any guys care to share?? :p


So the best is to not play with fire. Don’t even attempt to step into a no commitment relationship. You might start off cool, thinking you are game for it but when it comes to affairs of the heart, there is no logical sense. You cant use your brain to rule or control your emotions. So its not worth it. Even if you are really able to with held your emotions, what do you gain at the end of the day? Nothing!! So its still not worth it. If you are bored of single hood, then get yourself a good bf. If not, enjoy being single and have the time of your life!! :D


Well, the above is plainly my personal humble point of view.

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On another entirely different note, met up with a poly classmate for lunch yesterday and we were talking about a common friend.

classmate: so does she has a bf now?
me: nope. She is single and available now.
classmate: I think she is the type who will probably marry late or maybe not marry at all because she will want to enjoy life first before settling down. Just like you lah.
me: wah lau... Your arrow go one big round to shoot me lor.
classmate: sorry sorry... I say enjoy life mah. Where got shoot you??
me: grrrrrrr


then i was on msn with another fren and i was asking her, between me and our other single friend, who she thinks get attached first. and she said our other friend. when i asked her why, she say base on feeling. :(


looks like im going to be left on the shelve... sobs sobs... :p

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On yet another different note, anybody has any recommendations where to get good and nice and tasty moon cakes??
I need to get some as gifts... gam siahs!!

Friday, September 08, 2006

LP jersey (pun not intended)

Mission: To get a Liver Pool training jersey for max for his bird day


Process: We combed almost all the sports outlets and adidas outlets in town, but seems like LP jerseys were either sold out or only very big sizes left everywhere. Didn’t know LP jerseys so hot. I finally found a shop at lucky plaza selling jerseys and I asked if they have red liver pool jersey, they say yes, and they have stocks for the small sizes!! So I happily bought the jersey and quickly rushed to our meeting place.


Results:

This is the training jersey that Max was eyeing...




This is the jersey that we bought...


to think i happily thought i finally found the LP training jersey and in the end it turns out to be the wrong one... actually i think the one we bought is nicer than the training jersey leh... haha...

and to think sis can initially tell me the training jersey is grey in colour!! haha...


Moral of story: This is what you get when you get 2 chicks who don’t give a hoot about soccer, see no difference between liver pool, man u and chealsea to get a liver pool training jersey.


I mean why do they need so many jerseys?? Cannot wear the competition jersey for training meh? Y so mah fan need so many different kits?? Got home lah, away lah, training lah... Y make life so complicated??


Anyway, I had the jersey changed yesterday and max is a happy man now... For those of you looking for jerseys, you can go to the shop at lucky plaza, beside kiliney kopitiam. The sales person is very friendly and helpful too. :)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

a mix of events

There are so many birthdays lately... Last week was sis’s bird day... Today is Max’s bird day...


Happy Birthday, Max!!


Seriously, im glad sis found you cause if not, I would not have such a great bro in law. You are like the big brother that I never had and always yearned for... :)

Thanks for all the help, guidance, encouragement you have given me especially in the past 1/2 a year. I know the best present I can give you would be this...



There, I have kept my promise on the sms I sent you yesterday. :D

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Went for a swim yesterday morning. The moment I got into the pool I sort of regretted cause I imagined the amount of chlorine my skin is absorbing (do you know chlorine is harmful to our body? If you don’t believe, read them here). :s


Sigh, but there is no chlorine free pool and swimming is one of my favourite sport. So I told myself just swim and then quickly get my butt out of the pool. After my swim, I went to the ladies shower room and I overheard a mother talking to her daughter: girl, quickly rinse yourself. Rinse away the chlorine.


And I was like: eh... Our tap water also contains chlorine lo... So use chlorinated tap water to rinse away the chlorine from the pool water?? Like abit LPPL right?? Had to resist the urge to go over and tell her that. :p so I just quickly get changed and get my butt home so that I can quickly rinse and bath myself with chlorine free water from vitali-T shower head. :p


The best thing is that my hair actually feels soft after washing!! Usually after I swim, when I wash my hair, it will be very corse and dry like hay. But yesterday my hair actually feels smooth after a 45 mins swim!! Even QQ asked me if I rebonded my hair lately cause my hair seemed straighter and smoother. Happy!! :D

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Went on a bridal studio hunt with QQ yesterday afternoon. Seeing all the pretty pretty gowns makes me wanna get married too. Haha. Its fun to look at the gowns but when the studios try their master persuasion skills to get you to confirm the package with them, its not so fun.


Anyway, while at the bridal studios, the bridal studio sales person (BSSP) will always ask the same questions...

BSSP: which of u is the bride??
QQ: me
(then they will explain the package to QQ, show her the pictures and all... After the presentation, usually to lighten the mood, they will do some small talk and the topic is always...)
BSSP (looking at me): your friend getting married already leh. So when are you following suit?
me: haha.八字都还没一点 how to get married
BSSP: sure a not?? You’re not attached?? No bf??
me: nope
BSSP: how can it be?? Dun bluff lah...
me: really. Dun believe u ask my friend.
BSSP: must be your standards too high le lah... Blah blah blah..


I dun understand how come people always exclaim and say I bluff them when I say im single.
And why they automatically assume its because my standards is too high or Im too picky.


Anyway, as I was telling QQ, scully by the time I am getting married, their shop already close down liao. Hahaha...

Friday, September 01, 2006

office weirdo...

I think every office or work place will have some weirdos... These people are generally harmless, but can be irritating at times but most of the time can be a source of entertainment. :)


Here are some of the anecdotes of my office weirdo (O.W) :)
Was busy preparing some documents when OW walked over to my desk and just stood in front of my desk and stared blankly into space. As I was rushing to finish my stuff so that I can knock off early I pretended to be oblivious of his presence and continued typing. And he just stood there, motionless, and continue staring. Till about 3 mins later, I can no longer stand it I looked at him and asked him what he wants then he asked me to help him search for some contracts.


Kuku right. Want to ask me something just ask lah. Why need to stand in front of my desk like a momo.

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Went for lunch with OW and he asked me if I wanted any fruits after my meal. Despite me telling him no, he still proceeded to buy a plate of fruits (sweet of him). So out of courtesy, I took some fruits and I told him that I usually don’t take fruits after meals. He asked me why so I explained to him that it is because if you take fruits after your meal, your stomach will digest your main meal first. And usually it takes 4-5 hrs to digest the food. So when the stomach has finished digesting the food, the fruits you ate has already decomposed (due to the high temperature in our body) and all the nutrients will be gone. He told me this is the first time he heard this theory so I said, well I read it somewhere. Next time you can try to take your fruits about 30 mins before your meal time instead.


And he kept harping that he never heard of this theory before. So I just smiled. On the way back to office, he still is harping on the same topic!! And he still ask me: if we shouldn’t take fruits after meal, why is it that buffet have fruits? Everybody also take fruits last mah. Why is it that when we go for dinner the restaurants also serve fruits last??

Wah lau eh. I'm just telling him what I know. Whether he wanna take his fruits before his meal, after his meal, when he shitting or whatever is not my business lo. Bey tahan!!

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Yesterday OW walked over to my desk again and bent down and whispered: can you lend me your scissors??


Urm wanna borrow scissors just say lah. Dun need to be so secretive. And the funny thing is among all the colleagues in our room, I am sitting the furthest away from him lo. Why doesn’t he just turn around and borrow from the guy sitting behind him??


Don’t understand how these people’s mind function sometimes... But then again if I dun wish to understand as well, least I become one of them... Hur hur hur...