recorded phone operator system

Wah lau.. Somebody commented that I made 4 mistakes in my last post and that my post very chor lor with all the KNNBCCB. Hahaha.


Anywayz, have you guys seen the xmas light up along orchard? Its beautiful. But I haven had time to slowly admire it though. This year’s theme is enchanted forest (if I remember correctly) and the whole of orchard is decorated with golden streamers. I personally think its very pretty, especially the glittering trees with golden leaves placed along the roadside. :)


My office just installed a new phone system and my colleague was asking me to vet through the script which goes something like:


Thank you for calling XXX company. We are closed for the day. Our working hours are from Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm. Thank you and have a nice day.


I read the script, found that’s its too boring so I added some spice to the it. Must be more innovative and creative mah. Right? ;)


Thank you for calling XXX company. We are freaking closed for the day. Our working hours are from Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm. Next time, before you call, please check the bloody time. We here at XXX company are a dynamic bunch, we work hard, play harder and we have a LIFE. So please hang up the phone, go grab a beer, have a shag, GET A LIFE and DO NOT CALL BACK EVER. Thank you and have a nice day.


Or


Thank you for calling XXX company. We are freaking closed for the day. Our working hours are from Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm. Next time, before you call, please check the bloody time. WTF were you thinking? Do you think we will still be in office? Even if we are, we will NEVER answer the phone. please DO NOT CALL BACK EVER. Thank you and have a nice day.


Or


Thank you for calling XXX company. We are freaking closed for the day. Our working hours are from Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm. If you know the extension number of the person you are calling, please dial now. If someone answers your phone, you are a lucky bastard and you can go buy 4D. If not, then that’s too bad. Go get a life, stop working, go grab a beer, have a shag and DO NOT CALL BACK EVER. Thank you and have a nice day.


Muahahaha. I marvel at myself!! i am so smart and intelligent and creative!! ;p

kena complain

Sis told me that mum was complaining to her that she seldom sees me and have the chance to talk to me nowadays. Have been rather busy lately. By the time I reached home, mum usually is sleeping already and in the morning, I usually am rushing for time so no time to talk as well. She also complained to sis that nowadays seems that sis and max knows my schedule better than her. I protested to sis that im so busy lately not because I go out partying or go dating lor. 我是在做正经事.


Anyway, I think Im gonna take some time off and spend some time with my mommy dearest. I also realised that it has been quite some time since I have played with Ace and I missed playing with him, hugging him and carrying him. Though Ace is staying at my place now, but whenever I reach home, he is already asleep. And when I wake up in the morning, he usually is still asleep. So I guess mummy must be feeling the same way about me as I felt with ace ba.


Mental note: must spend some quality time with mum. Take her out for shopping or tea...

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Remember the quote: “ASK and you will be given”??


Well, since I decided to become a vegetarian, I’ve always hoped that there will be a vegetarian food store within my office building. So that on days when its raining, or when I dun feel like walking all the way to LP, I can have something to eat within the building. And my wish came true!!!


Last Friday, I went to buy some fruits for myself and I noticed this new café (alright more like kopi shop than a cafe) located on the basement. I went in because I saw that they have a variety of pastries on display and I was helping XZ da bao curry puff. So I went into the shop, bought the curry puff, make some small talk with the aunty, and suddenly the aunty told me: we also sell vegetarian. And immediately my eyes lit up. Good!! And some of their kweys are suitable for vegetarian too!! YAY!!


Actually I dunno why the aunty will suddenly mention that they sell vegetarian food. Hmmmm, maybe because I have the vegetarian look? Keke.


Anyway went down to take a look at the café today and they have vegetarian laksa and mee siam and lor mee!! Goody!!

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Last fri night, after my AC training (cos I was serving SPS on sat), I went to da bau (last Friday is a da bau day) chai tau kwey back for max and sis. Being the very good sister, I decided to explore other parts of the hawker centre to see if there are other CTK stores so they can try CTK from diff stores. I went to the row behind and found a CTK store. I remember my fren told me that the CTK from that store is nice. So I placed my orders with the uncle. While waiting for my CTK, I saw the aunty cooking adding which looks suspiciously like lard cubes. :s so the smart me quickly tell the uncle: uncle, my CTK dun wan lard cubes one. Then the uncle looked at me and say: cannot, add already. Then I said: but uncle I am vegetarian, cannot take lard. Then the uncle told me: but all our CTK is cooked with lard!! So I said: then very sorry, I cannot take le. Cause I cannot take lard. At this point of time, the aunty cooking said: no, we add a bit of lard only!!


Wah lau. The fact is that you use lard to cook mah. Whether you use a whole drum of lard or just one drop of lard, to me its the SAME. Seriously, I am shocked there are still people using lard to cook nowadays. Not that I have anything against it, but its super unhealthy!! Even if I were not a vegetarian, I will grimace at the thought of it. Of cos I have to admit that its my fault for not asking properly first before ordering. So in the end, I apologised, cancelled my order and went to the other CTK store. This time I make sure I ask clearly first.


Note to self: never ever presume that everybody used vegetable oil to cook and nobody uses lard or ghee to cook anymore. 大错特错!! Always ask before ordering.

bo curtain

KNNBCCB!! My room’s curtain rail gave way yesterday. The whole rail dropped out. Wah lau. Months ago mum’s room’s curtain rail also dropped. And we only installed the curtain rail not long ago lor. Wahlau sibeh lousy lor. Must ask mum which contractor she use. I gonna call and make a big fuss. KNN. Luckily no one was in the room when the it dropped.


So now my room is curtain-less, which is freaking inconvenient lor. Arrhhhhhh. Also disturbs my sleep cause cause the room is so bright in the morning. :(


Max was saying the guys staying in the opposite block got eye candy liao. Grrrrrr. But I have used clothes pegs to clip the curtain to the grills already.

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I think I sprained my neck cos it hurts when I turn left and right. :(

here i come!!

Months ago, I was very tempted to get myself a digi cam. But at that time, I tell myself that I will not buy a digi cam till I have achieved a certain goal I set for myself. Now months later, I have hit my goal, and I am going to buy a digital camera for myself as a reward. :D


So now its back to the “which camera should I buy?” question and the “where can I get the best deal?” question.


Actually I don’t need a very good camera since I just want a camera for my usual cam whoring :p. I am looking at something with the following specs:

6 – 7 megapix
Wide angle lens
With digital and optical zoom
Must be slim, easy to carry around in a handbag and the aesthetics must be pretty
Hopefully its not a model that my friends already have (yeah, I am mis-matcher)


Anyone got any recommendations? Any brands? Models? Shops?

Anywayz...

When I hit my next goal, im gonna get a pretty wallet for myself.

When I hit my next next goal, Im gonna get myself a lap top.

When I hit my next next next goal, Im gonaa get myself a... ... man!! Haha!!


Yay!! Wallet, lap top, here I come!! I will own u all within 3 mths!!

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yesterday jon (aka DNN) was saying i kept eating and eating and eating and my blog is always talking about food and he always feels hungry after reading. hiaks. :p


well, rest assured, DNN, u wont see food posts for awhile here because im doing the just 5 program detox programme...


and on the first day, i lost 0.5 kgs... second day i lost another 0.7kgs... woohoo...


before anybody start to nag at me y i still wanna lose weight, let me tell ya, 减肥是女人的终身目标!! and also, 没有丑女人, 只有懒女人. so i am putting in effort in my diet, rest, facial products and everything lah to make sure that i will look good always!!

lalala mian

I have finally tried the vegetarian la mian in Hougang!! Have been hearing max and sis talk abt that la mian store for so long but I never had the chance to go there eat till last Sunday :). was there with net and JW.


And it was GOOD!! YUMMY!! The la main is good... The soup is nice and very tasty!! The dumpling was good... The roti john (comprising of toasted bread and curry) was good... Especially the curry. Tasted just like curry chicken. toogether with the combination of the toasted bread and curry, its is simply heaven!! Lurve it!! loved the curry so much that i actually dipped my la mian into the curry for a taste of curry la mian!! And the guo tie was good as well... But I didn’t really like the xiao long bao. Wanna try the siew mai, zha jiang mian and the yong tau hu and next time im there. :D


after that we actually went for 豆浆油条 at geylang. frankly, the tau hwey there sucks, but the 油条 there rocks!! i miss rochor tau hwey and circuit road tau hwey... speaking of circuit road... i miss circuit road food!! *sobs*